Funny Jokes

How will you pray before commencing a meeting. Thereafter, you would argue and fight. Please show God some respect.

😂😂😂😂
I miss those days that I will sneeze and someone will say "God bless you". Now, they will say this " back to sender".

😂😂
You are too big to dance in church. However, you go gaga while dancing to Tesumole.

😁
You are a WAEC holder yet you sponser a girl in the university. Well done sir, Mr scholarship.

😃😃
My brother go and look for a woman of your class, don't go around saying women love money

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
The pastor just asked us to face our neighbor and tell them “all fornicators will go to hell” and I’m sitting next to my gf

😂😁
That awkward moment when you borrow a pen from your friend only to discover that it is same pen you recently "Lost".Bros, But why?

😁😁😁😁
Aunty I hear say ur WhatsApp views pass your jamb score

Hey am talking to u

😃
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing Everyday

😂😂
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 bus.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

😁😀
Please be mindful of what you eat before traveling!!! I'm reporting from a nearby bush in Enugu

😂😂😂😂😂
You are calling a school reunion because

you have a car, you want to see me jumping

out of Keke abi?

Thunder fire you there, Idiot

😄😄😄
How can you claim to be a Nigerian and not know that "Come and Eat" is just a greeting? 

Now my meat is gone now

😄😄
Having greedy friends is very stressful!

See my life now! I'm drinking yogurt in the toilet!

😁😁😁
I remember when makeup was just eye pencil and vaseline!

Now it is cement and concrete with other building materials!

😆😆😆
Wait o is the 33k in Dollar or Naira?

Because I just saw a corper pricing car today!

😃
Have you noticed that the 5 vowel sound.    

a e I o u are mostly use during sex?

😁😁😁
My girlfriend broke up with me because she thinks that I am too childish so I went to her house, Rang their Door bell and ran away😆😆😆